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Posted by ArubaDave on November 16, 2006 at 5:55 PM
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In Reply To Who makes this stuff up? posted by Spddracer on November 16, 2006 at 05:35 PM
     
Message I wished they could give us atleast an idea on how many hits we have.
For the ones that are in the total hits a lot club :-)

Stage XXX addict: Mere mortals can never hope to achieve this level. An OC3 line has actually been intravenously inserted in the back of the skull with the browser hardwired to the TwinTurbo.NET home page. (Total Hits: a lot)

Stage XX addict: Has decided to part out the long time, non running Z due to a flattened wallet, lost spouse, and angry housepets. Individual will require an intense eight month detox program to attempt to get the tt.NET out of their bloodstream. Even if 'successful', it will not be long before they are back on the wagon looking to build a newer, faster, stronger car on a budget to sit in the garage where the prior one was. (Total Hits: a lot).

Stage X addict: Can probably pull and tear down a VG30DExx engine blindfolded in less than 3 hours. This member is definitely a force to be reckoned with. Spends 23 hrs per day on the forum with the other hour dedicated to looking at a non-functional Z in the garage. (Total Hits: a lot).

Stage IX addict: Is now considering how to twin turbo his/her 4 cyl 75hp beater car because it takes too long to get to work. Social skills are seriously impaired. Slobbers at the dinner table. (Total Hits: a lot)

Stage VIII addict: Has most mods available and spends more money on aftermarket parts monthly than on mortgage. Still ventures outside for the occassional movie as long as it's not 'The Fast and the Furious' (Total Hits: a lot).

100k+Stage VII addict: Spends more time at work on tt.NET than actually working. Considers girlfriend to be any female member of tt.NET that he has posted a reply to at least twice. (Total Hits: a lot).

75k+Stage VI addict: Money spent on mods likely exceeds actual cost of Z. Idea of vacation is travelling to other cities to hang out with local tt.NET members.

50k+Stage V addict: Changes clutches on Zs just for the fun of it. Free (non-tt.NET) time now spent on other car boards trying to start flame wars. Orders lots of delivery pizza rather than leave the computer.

30k+Stage IV addict: Serious addiction has set in after the leap from Stage III. Phone calls will be rarely returned now unless its to confirm payment for the latest group buy.

10k+30kStage III addict: The top of the bell curve. Likely actually has a Stage III or higher Z. Comfortable with all aspects of the site and lends help whenever possible. Argues the finer points of useless Z32 trivia ad nauseum.

5k+10kStage II addict: Has probably now installed a POP charger and knows how to use Search but largely ignores it because it's easier to post a question for the 1,000th time. Still doesn't know what the suction cups are for. Will not advance to Stage III until he/she demonstrates the successful use of the Search function.

Stage I addict: Has probably figured out what a POP charger is but doesn't know what color to paint his/her calipers yet. Is beginning to dominate conversations with limited Z knowledge, but only to non-Z friends.

Stage stock addict: A brand new user. Probably hasn't discovered the FAQ or Search functions yet. Hopefully first post isn't 'Because regular Zs are slow, I'm building a flying one.' Still 100% socially active.

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